There is no point in marriage, Don Jazzy finally reveals

Sequel to E-News’ story on why it seems strange that former partners, Don Jazzy and D’Banj, are not yet married or single parents, despite all their colleagues already in one or both categories, Jazzy has come out to speak definitively about marriage for the first time.

And unlike all these years when he beats about the bush regarding marriage, he hit the nail on the head this time around when he was asked specific questions about his marriage plans while in Mauritius to perform at the Multichoice Africa Content Showcase.

On when he’ll get married: “I have absolutely no idea.”
On if he already has children: “I don’t know if I have a child somewhere. Someone might come to say I have a 9-year-old boy and we do a test and it is mine.”


And then letting his guard down, he made the disclosure that bests describes his mindset on marriage. “If I have a child before wedding, then I won’t get married anymore because there is no point.”

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Writivism gets new coordinators

Kagayi Peter, renowned Ugandan poet and lawyer and Valerie Bah, writer and photographer have been named Writivism Coordinators for Anglophone and Francophone Africa respectively. They are joined by Roland Niwagaba, tech-preneur and IT professional and Emmanuel Kwezi Tabaro, Zoology graduate and youth opinion leader as Communications Manager and Administrator respectively.

The four replace Bwesigye Bwa Mwesigire, Rebecca Rwakabukoza and Lewis Ainebyona who have been sole program director, communications manager and sales assistant respectively. Bwesigye is now in charge of Fundraising and Partnerships at the three-year pan African literary initiative, joining fellow co-founders Naseemah Mohamed and Kyomuhendo Ateenyi on the Board of Directors in charge of Management and Finance respectively.

The new team officially started work on September 1st, 2015 with a Miles Morland Foundation-sponsored internship for some members of staff at Storymoja in Nairobi, Kenya.

“As co-founders of the Center for African Cultural Excellence (CACE), we are very excited about this new team, made up of individuals who have been involved in our programing in the past. Their experiences as workshop participants, mentees, festival volunteers among other roles inform their enthusiasm and passion towards the vision and mission of Writivism and other projects of the organization” Naseemah Mohamed, Director (Management) who led the recruitment drive said.

The new team will be in charge of recruiting supporting volunteers and other people to help them carry out their duties. Jacky Kemigisa and Elizabeth Kitego have

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Why You Should Consider Dating A Yoruba Guy Ahead Of Other Tribes

Well, this article would probably touch a few nerves but I’d like to give a caveat here, I’m not a tribalist! Needless to say, the truth must be said sometimes even if it doesn’t sound pleasing to the ears. If you intend to get through this article to the end, please come along with your sense of humour and if not, you may want to consider stopping here.

The bitter truth is that if you’re not dating a Yoruba guy, you’re definitely not dating yet and if you’re the prayerful type, you seriously need to consider changing your prayer points.

And yes, I’ve said it and you’d probably agree with me when you’re done with this.

Let’s be clear on one thing here, I’m not saying this because I’m a yoruba man, (maybe just a little) but I’ve got to defend myself and my fellow yoruba brothers who have constantly been put in a bad light on different social media fora.

I am a Yoruba man from Ekiti state and the various yoruba men I know are exceptions from the typical stereotypes people have of yoruba men. I am proud of the tribe I come from and everyone would agree to the intelligent, progressive and fun loving nature of Yoruba people. If you’re looking for more reasons to date a Yoruba guy, come along with me.

Family Values
You’d hardly meet a Yoruba guy that doesn’t have high standards when it comes to family. One thing you’re assured of when you date a Yoruba guy (and if you’re lucky enough to marry one) is that you would come first always in his life. What makes this even more sweet is the fact that he would also place as much premium on your family members as he does on his, can life be anymore sweeter?

Respectful
Obviously, no tribe does it better when it comes to respect than your typical Yoruba dude. You’re assured of his love and respect anywhere, anytime.

Highly Fertile
Yoruba dudes have been proven to be very fertile as research has shown that Yorubas have the highest twin births in the world. So, if you love twins so much and you’re thinking of getting pregnant from a guy’s first burst, you sure know what to do.

Generous
If you mix with the right crowd of Yoruba guys, you will find out that we are generous to a fault. A typical Yoruba guy would go out of his way to spoil you silly with no care in the world of the cost implications. Be sure of one thing, he’d carry on with this if you end up saying ‘I do’ to him.

Romantic To A Fault
One of the reasons why girls may find it difficult to say no to a Yoruba man is the fact that you’d hardly find a Yoruba man that doesn’t know how to make his woman feel on top of the world. Yoruba guys know how to give you that good massage when you’re back from a hard day’s work at the office. He would treat you to romantic candle lit dinners and take you on trips to exotic locations you can only dream of. See why he ranks ahead of guys from other tribes?

Sugar-coated Mouth
Another thing you’re bound to love us for is our love for flattery. Yoruba dudes would sweet talk you and make you feel on top of the world which of course is something every woman wants. If you want a man that would make you feel like you’re ‘walking over the moon’, you sure know where to get it from.

To top it all, Yoruba guys are some of the most caring, attentive, patient, understanding and humble guys you will ever meet. Guys from other tribes should however not take this as an insult but take a cue from what makes the girls follow them.

And don’t worry if you’re dating guys from other tribes, I’d surely consider writing on what makes those tribes thick too! But in the meantime, if you’ve got a Yoruba guy; you’re one of the luckiest girls in the world and if you don’t have one, consider the saying ‘the taste of the pudding is in the eating’. Get yourself one today!

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Dirty Questions To Ask A Girl

1. What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
2. What do you look for in a guy?
3. Have you ever been in a friends with benefits situation?
4. Have you ever had two boyfriends at a same time?
5. What is your favorite thing about the opposite sex?
6. Do you find older men attractive?
7. Would you ever try to be a sugar baby?
8. What matters most to you, money or love?
9. Sex for breakfast or sex for dinner?
10. Do you sleep naked?
11. When last did you kiss?
12. Have you ever made out with someone you wished you never made out with?
13. Would you make out with me right now?
14. What’s your bra size?
15. Would you pay for sex or rather, get paid for sex?
16. Which celebrity would you sleep with in a blink of an eye?
17. Have you ever kissed a girl before?
18. Would you be open to a threesome?
19. Do you like watching porn?
20. Does size matter to you?
21. Would you rather be with a guy who loves you but has a small penis or be the sidechick of a guy who has a big penis?
22. Have you ever had an orgasm during sex before?
23. Have you been caught having sex?
24. Where do you like being touched the most?
25. If I asked nicely, would you show me your boobs?
26. Would you use sex toys?
27. How often do you masturbate?
28. If a hot stranger standing on a queue behind you in public gets a hardon and you feel it on your bum, will you get mad or lean back for more?
29. Would you kiss your crush in public?
30. Have you ever watched another couple have sex?
31. Would you like to have somebody watch you while having sex?
32. What part of a man’s body would you like to see first?
33. Do you want me to kiss you?
34. On a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being the highest, what number would you rate your blowjob skill?
35. G-strings, thongs, granny panties or commando?
36. Are you jealous of curvier girls?
37. Doggy style or cowgirl?
38. Will you cheat on your boyfriend with an ex whom you still have strong sexual chemistry with?
39. Where was the craziest place you ever had sex?
40. Spit or swallow?
41. How can I help you get aroused right now?

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