Wednesday 18 September 2013

Meanwhile Somewhere In Russia, Blow Job Courses Are Ongoing

Clearly, Fellatio is fast becoming an art that requires a certain level of mastery and in Russia, a course has been launched to cater to this need. For 85 Euros, one can recieve intensive training in oral sex! As seen in the photos below, an expert blowjob lecturer shows some students the steps of oral sex as well as the rules (they are actual rules).
Checkout the steps in pictures:

culled from: Gist

Ladies, Here Are The Rules On How To Wear A Hat

Hats just might be the only fashion accessory that men know more about than women. It's just so tricky for us females -- sometimes we want to just throw on a baseball cap like the guys, but it's not so easy. Can you wear one with a dress? What about leather pants? Should you even bother wearing one at all?
The answer is yes, you can wear a hat -- as long as it's worn correctly. A hat can be that one accessory that sets you apart, whether you're at a formal event or you're just running some errands. Here, we've laid out the rules for how to properly wear a hat for girls, as demonstrated by celebs (of course).
DO purchase a leather baseball cap. Selita Ebanks understands that the sophisticated nature of the leather elevates the typical cap for more dressed-up items like dresses and boots.

DON'T wear a Batman baseball hat on the red carpet.
 Fivel Stewart: Let's try to put some effort into getting dressed up at night, shall we?

DO sport a beanie with a leather skirt, sneakers and bold lipstick.
Rihanna's bright red lipstick keeps the beanie from looking too lazy, and it makes her nighttime outfit look pulled-together.

DO wear a casual woven hat with a flowy patterned sundress.
If you're going to a picnic or an outdoor party, wear exactly what Miranda Kerr is wearing here.

My Thought: 11 Things I Need From You

1. I need you to have a gypsy soul like mine, searching, searching, always searching for something more. I need you to be my still point. I need me to be your still point.
2. I need you to love music, music festivals, adventures, summer nights, tall trees, forests, bodies of water, getting in the car and just driving. I need you to love singing badly to country songs, all songs. I need you to not mind sleeping in hammocks and blankets, under stars, even with the mosquitos.
3. I need you to be open. Open to everything. Open to everyone.
4. I need you to understand why I count out the even numbers in everything. Why I still can’t describe a day as “sunny.” Why I don’t like the sound of fireworks. Why my brother is my world. Why my parents are the greatest people I’ve ever known. I need you to understand that I will always says a prayer when I pass a graveyard. That the crosses on the road will always make me sad and anxious. That they sprout up like flowers, in the worst way possible.
5. I need you to be around. I need you to care. I need you to see me as something other than human.
6. I need you to love my family. I need for them to love you. I need for you to love my moms cooking and the brandy and wine my dad makes. I need you to be best friends with my brother. I need for him to respect and love you and think you are good enough for me. I need you to understand the complicated and delicate balance that is the relationship I have with my parents, I need you to understand it in order to help me understand it.
7. I need you to know that sunflowers are my favorite, and I need you to know the reasons why.
8. I need you to need me to stop smoking.
9. I need you to understand that I like holding hands and kissing in public. I like being close to you at all times. I’ll probably want to sit on your side of the booth. I’ll probably feel like you’re pushing me away if you seem uncomfortable.
10. I need you to be absolutely full of life. But I need you to understand and appreciate a day spent in bed, under blankets and covers. Or watching Netflix until your eyes are sore. I need you to not think this is ever a waste of time.
11. I need you to understand that this list is meaningless, because when I fall in love, I fall in love. And there’s no going back from that.

Jackie Appiah, Emeka Ike, Hilda Dobuko, Ngozi Nwosu & More Star InNollywood Movie 'Stigma'

Award Winning Ghanian Actress, Jackie Appiah returns to the movies scenes in new nollywood flick, STIGMA where she plays the role of Vanessa, the HIV & Aids victim. Jackie Appiah stars alongside Veteran Actress, Hilda Dokubo, Ngozi Nwosu, Emeka Ike, Francis Duru and more. Produced by multiple award winning film maker, Dagogo Diminas.
SYNOPSIS:
A drama about ignorance and the consequences of carelessness. But also about the power to overcome desperate situations in life, to burst one's bonds and finally to be what you want to be.
The life that surrounds Vanessa in the small community in Obonoma is manageable. Her mother, Ibiso, works as the local midwife, she is the only child of an already finished relationship and her mother's job permits her to go to school.
There are few obligations for her until her mother decides to accept the rampant promises of Smart Bob Manuel and marry him. Quickly, this new stepfather shows his real face including his penchants for other women, stealing the mother's money and spend it for his extensive journeys to the local bar. Finally his way ends in the house and in the arms of Ibiso's best friend.
Vanessa's childhood come to an abrupt end when her mother becomes ill, first without knowing the reason, and Vanessa needs to work in her mother's profession to aliment the family with now two more little children. She must learn about the enormity of ignorant thinking when a doctor and very good friend of hers diagnoses AIDS to her mother which results in the community including family members and her stepfather ostracize her mother and her. In this very moment they need help and support, but get only indifference and refusal.
Stigmatized, Ibiso dies in desperation and loneliness. Vanessa's heritage is  a continuous stigmatization and financial problem because the instilled fear makes most of her patients stay away. Although she's working with more medical precautions than her mother, Vanessa becomes infected with the virus also. The young woman is going to cave in, remembering the sad way in which her mother was taken, and to be left alone from her dearly beloved longtime boyfriend.

P-Square, Wizkid, Mafikizolo, Fuse ODG Nominated For MTV EMA 2013 +Full Nomination List

MTV, today announced the nominees for the “2013 MTV EMA,” the world’s annual music awards show that celebrates the year’s hottest artists from around the globe. Musical powerhouse and multi-talented Justin Timberlake and breakthrough artists Macklemore & Ryan Lewis lead the EMA nominations with five nods each, while always captivating superstars Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke are each up for four awards.
Representing for Africa at the global music celebration will be LCNVL, Mafikizolo, P-Square, Wizkid and Fuse ODG – who are all nominated in the Best African Act category.
Don't forget to cast your vote HERE--->>> http://mtvema.com
The “2013 MTV EMA” will broadcast live on MTV (DStv Channel 130) on Sunday 10 November at 22:00 CAT from the stunning new Ziggo Dome in Amsterdam (official red carpet show starts at 21:00 CAT).
News of the nominations will be revealed during the “2013 EMA Nomination Special” Hosted by Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), premiering on MTV at 16:40 CAT on Tuesday 17 September. The world famous “Anchorman” Ron Burgundy (star of the upcoming Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues) will deliver the news on this year’s EMA nominees in his unique and hilarious way.
Here is the list of nominees for the 2013 MTV EMAs:
BEST SONG
Bruno Mars – “Locked Out Of Heaven”
Daft Punk – “Get Lucky” (ft. Pharrell Williams)
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – “Thrift Shop” (ft. Wanz)
Rihanna – “Diamonds”
Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines” (ft. T.I. & Pharrell)
BEST POP
Justin Bieber
Katy Perry
Miley Cyrus
One Direction
Taylor Swift
BEST FEMALE
Katy Perry
Lady Gaga
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Taylor Swift
BEST MALE
Bruno Mars
Eminem
Jay Z
Justin Bieber
Justin Timberlake
BEST LIVE
Beyoncé
Green Day
Justin Timberlake
P!nk
Taylor Swift
BEST NEW
Bastille
Icona Pop
Imagine Dragons
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
Rudimental
BEST VIDEO
Justin Timberlake – “Mirrors”
Lady Gaga – “Applause”
Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
Robin Thicke – “Blurred Lines” (ft. T.I. & Pharrell)
Thirty Seconds To Mars – “Up In The Air”
BEST AFRICAN ACT (winner goes on to compete in Worldwide Act category)
Fuse ODG
LCNVL
Mafikizolo
P-Square
Wizkid
(For the full list of Worldwide Act nominees, please visit press.mtvema.com)
BEST ROCK
Black Sabbath
Green Day
Kings Of Leon
Queens Of The Stone Age
The Killers
BEST ALTERNATIVE
Arctic Monkeys
Fall Out Boy
Franz Ferdinand
Paramore
Thirty Seconds To Mars
BEST HIP HOP
Drake
Eminem
Jay Z
Kanye West
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
BEST ELECTRONIC
Afrojack
Avicii
Calvin Harris
Daft Punk
Skrillex
BIGGEST FANS
Tokio Hotel
Thirty Seconds To Mars
One Direction
Justin Bieber
Lady Gaga
BEST LOOK (exclusively sponsored by essence)
Harry Styles
Justin Timberlake
Lady Gaga
Rihanna
Rita Ora
BEST PUSH
Karmin (October 2012)
Rudimental (November 2012)
Imagine Dragons (January 2013)
A$AP Rocky (February 2013)
Bastille (March 2013)
Austin Mahone (April 2013)
Bridgit Mendler (May 2013)
Tom Odell (June 2013)
Iggy Azalea (July 2013)
Icona Pop (August 2013)
twenty one pilots (September 2013)
BEST WORLD STAGE (WS)
Alicia Keys – WS Manchester 2012 (aired Dec. 7th)
fun. – WS Rock Am Ring 2013 (taped June 7th)
Garbage - WS Mexico 2012 (aired Dec. 21st)
Green Day – WS Rock Am Ring 2013 (taped June 9th)
Jason Mraz – WS Live In Myanmar 2012 (taped Dec. 16th)
Jessie J – WS Malta 2013 (taped 26th June)
Linkin Park – WS Mexico 2012 (aired Oct. 26th)
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – WS Wireless 2013 (taped 13th July)
No Doubt – WS Frankfurt 2012 (aired Dec. 28th)
Paramore – WS Rock Am Ring 2013 (taped 7th June)
Rita Ora – WS Malta 2013 (taped June 26th)
Robin Thicke – WS Malaysia 2013 (taped 8th September)
Snoop Lion – WS Durban 2013 (taped May 18th)
The Black Keys – WS NY Webster City Hall 2012 (aired Oct. 12th)
The Killers – WS Big Day Out 2013 (taped Jan 18th)

PHOTOS: Faces At Kate Henshaw's Book Launch

Meet The Busty Masseuse Who Massages Her Clients With Her MASSIVE Boobs

A busty masseuse who couldn’t get a job in a health spa because she was too big has now set up a successful business – massaging clients with her 48NN breasts. Kristy Love, from Atlanta, Georgia in America, spent a year training only to be turned down for a job, but now earns more than a thousand dollars a day ribbing and smothering clients with her massive boobs
“I kept getting asked if I’d be able to stand on my feet all day. People assumed my size would be a disadvantage. No-one ever called me back. “I decided to give massages from home and then one customer asked if I was going to keep my top on.
“At first, I was indignant and said I didn’t give those kinds of massages,” she explains. “I was ashamed of my body because I was so big. “But when I realised there might be something in breast massages I put an advert in the local newspaper and the phone began ringing off the hook.
“At first it was difficult to get over my body issues and I would only give massages with the lights off. “But the more compliments I got from my clients, the more my confidence was boosted. It has really helped me get over my low self-esteem.”

See pics of her giving a client her special massage after the cut…pls this content is for adults alone

Annie Macaulay Idibia Gets All Lovey-Dovey Over Her Boo’s Birthday

Annie Macaulay-Idibia, has shown why Nigeria’s top singer, 2Face Idibia ‘Implicated’ her for so long before settling down with her.
The Akwa Ibom State born actress who had waited patiently for her man to make up his mind after sowing several wild oats, in celebrating his birthday today, got all mushy and lovey-dovey with her tweets as she sent her love to her man.
I got misty-eyed when going through the love that poured from her to her hubby.
See what she told her boo.

2Face Idibia Adds One

Birthday comes once a year and for Innocent Ujah Idibia, the star musician who is better known as 2Face, today is a day he will sit back, give thanks to God for adding another year to his life.
The singer who has gained international status who was born in Jos, Plateau State, the same place Peter and Paul Okoye of the P-Square fame, MI, Jesse Jagz and many top stars were born, is one of the most decorated and successful hip pop artists in Africa.
He is consistently ranked as one the best African musicians of all time. 2Face has received many awards including the MTV Europe Award, World Music Award, five Headies Awards (Hip-hop award), four Channel O Music Awards and one BET award for his musical work, four MTV Africa Music Awards, one MOBO award, one KORA award, and numerous additional nominations.
He was a member of the defunct Plantashun Boyz and with the disbandment of the group, he release his debut album, Face 2 face (2004), which established him as a viable solo artist.
Following the release of his debut album in 2004, he released his sophomore album in 2006, which contained hits like ‘One Love’, ‘True Love’ and ‘4 Instance’. In 2006, his song ‘African Queen’ was used in the soundtrack for the film Phat Girlz, which was released internationally.
Happy birthday bro

D’banj shoots video for duet with 2face Idibia [PHOTOS]