Friday 13 September 2013

Why Guys Don’t Fall In Love

You’ve been dating about seven months. Short enough to realize you still don’t know half of him, but long enough to realize that he’s got 3-4 quirks you’d never go for had you found out about them early on. Getting to the point where you sleeping at his is becoming the norm, so you’re studying him carefully to notice any signs of resistance. Poker face. Seven months in, it’s still a game. Now more than ever.
Cut to a weekend morning. A wild night out leads to a spirited conclusion, and you both wake up in a whirl. Next to each other, but in that way couples a few years your senior do.
It’s then when you get that first glimpse; definitive labeling is scary, but there’s a future here. One where you actually enjoy hearing about how Gary was being a dickhead at work. Or where you could be legitimately excited to do nothing but watch re-runs of whatever terrible show she watches on BRAVO, or he on FX.  Or where we attend older cousins weddings and look at each other with that look–both of us with sort of an idea, but also not at all.
It’s a glimpse that lasts a bit longer than you’re both comfortable with. It’s a glimpse that’ll have one of you realize that it’s 11:05 am, and shit half the day was wasted already. Of course this is part of the allure; it doesn’t work if both of you don’t unintentionally sleep in. For one of you, that’s how this whole relationship started in the first place–terrifically unintentionally.
Saturday clothes are on, and it’s time to hit up the downstairs. You’re given even more evidence to your long-standing theory that his roommates don’t actually move from the couch; last night it was dominos, weed and Saving Private Ryan, now its egg sandwiches and FIFA. They barely acknowledge you and their roomie. Part of this is a passive-aggressive ploy to exhibit disapproval of you taking him away from them. Though most of it is a 1-1 deadlock approaching the 87th minute. Rooney’s threatening.
You reach the door. It’s technically with earshot, but barely. But it’s within earshot, because this is the time. The tipping point. You feel it, they feel it, that DVD of the Justin Timberlake movie In Time feels it. You take a split second to think about why the fuck anyone buy that DVD, let alone a DVD, but the gravity is overwhelming. It’s an awkward shuffle. A stare, a kiss, the final three words. Bold, underlined, all caps. The final three words.
When you say it, you’ve gotta say it loud. With gravitas, with a bold daring that tells the other that you’re in this. But that means the roommates will hear. Once the roommates hear, there’s no going back.

'I Feel So Honoured' - Funke Akindele Appointed Polio Ambassador

Renowned actress and movie producer, Funke Akindele (Jenifa) has been appointed a Polio Ambassador by the Rotary Club International. Jenifa will help Rotary achieve its goal of a polio-free world in a new public awareness campaign called “this close” by raising her thumb and forefinger in the “this close”gesture in the ad tagline “we’re this close to ending polio”.

“I feel so honored to be part of a charitable cause like this. I accepted this appointment because polio kills or paralyzes children and Rotary is committed to ending this terrible disease worldwide. I also learned that the world has never been so close to eradication of polio since the mid 80’s thanks to the vigorous efforts of Rotary International and its partners,” she said.

The actress will be unveiled to the media next month as part of the activities lined up to mark the World Polio Day.

With her recent appointment as polio ambassador, Funke Akindele joins the likes of Bill Gates, Nobel Peace Laureate Archbishop Emeritus Desmond Tutu, action movie star Jackie Chan, Pop star PSY , Dan Maraya Jos and Sanni Danjer.

Congratulations to Ms Akindele!

Star Actress, Ini Edo Is Finally Pregnant

We were told by a source close to the Nollywood actress that she is currently on her second honeymoon vacation to celebrate her conception with her husband, little wonder the Nollywood actress is glowing lately.

In a recent vacation picture she took with her husband, the couple got carried away, accidentally exposing her growing pregnancy baby bump. We know she might debunk the rumour but  we all know how naija be na, for all the winchi winchis around to keep there eyes off the baby, is best she debunks the rumour. But we should all be expecting a new Nollywod baby in few months. Congrats to the couple.

Culled from: NGTrends

MEET Nigerian Porn Star, Afrocandy's Daughters

Looking beautiful, I hope they will not follow their mother's footstep one of thisdays......Picture of their Mama doing things in her movie after the cut:

Is this Acting?

Rihanna Shocks In London As She Gyrates On 'Cock Clutch'

Move over blah bags, if Rihanna has her way this season's clutch comes with a lot more crotch... In a word, it's a Vivienne Westwood Penis Clutch. The todger tote will set you back £280 and is one of many, er, peen-themed buys available to buy at Vivienne Westwood's store. The cheeky so and so. Rihanna, 25, was spotted swinging her new bag around town on Wednesday night, posting pictures on Instagram. She teased her entourage, writing: 'My security getting dicked down in public by my cockclutch' and 'By the look on his face.... it tickled! #cockclutch'. Rihanna also thanked Vivienne Westwood for her Ri-Ri-eally rude new bag, saying it was 'Super impressive!'

Kanye West To Bring Baby North Out For Her First Public Appearance

Kanye is ‘tired’ of keeping his precious little girl holed up in the house and he’s planning on bringing her out for her first REAL public appearance very soon. Want to know when? Keep reading for all the EXCLUSIVE details!

Kanye West wants to show North West off to the world, and he has revealed that he will bring her out for the first time, uncovered, the minute he begins his Yeezus tour on Oct. 19, HollywoodLife.com is EXCLUSIVELY reporting.

Baby North’s First Public Appearance — Kanye West To Bring Her On Tour

Kanye, 36, and girlfriend Kim Kardashian, 32, want North to have a “normal” life and the couple are anxious to travel with their little angel.

“He’s waiting until he goes on tour, where he’ll have extra security for Kim and the baby,” a source close to the Yeezus artist tells HollywoodLife.com EXCLUSIVELY. “That way,” the source jokingly adds, “if anyone even thinks about getting too close, it’s lights out!”

Kayne sure is protective of his family! We’re so glad he’s finally going to bring North out in public — and that we’ll actually get to SEE her this time.  Kim and Kayne have been careful to cover Nori with a blanket every time they’ve brought her out to date. Ever since the new parents released the adorable first picture of North, we’ve been anxious to see her out and about. Sounds like we won’t have to wait too much longer!
North West Is Staying At Grandma Kris Jenner’s Mansion

We’re told that because of constant paparazzi stalking her famous parents, North has been confined to grandma Kris Jenner‘s Calabasas mansion.

“Kanye is tired of having her inside all the time,” the source says. “The only place she can get some fresh air without everybody looking at her is in her grandmother’s backyard.”

“He wants to be out with her, taking her on a stroller ride with Kim, something normal parents do,” the source adds.

Aww, isn’t Kanye becoming such an awesome father? We can’t wait to see him interact with baby North!

Kanye’s tour kicks off on Oct. 19 in Seattle, and little Miss North will make her first trip to the rainy city with her proud papa.

Now it’s your turn to sound off, HollywoodLifers. Do you think Kanye and Kim should take their baby on tour?